The Rude Pundit

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Friday, April 28, 2017

100 Days of Trump: An Alternate Perspective

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This week, I found myself, as I occasionally do, wandering Reno, Nevada. Reno is an odd little city, rank with the cigarette-infused sweat o...
Tuesday, April 25, 2017

In Brief: Pricks and the Wall

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Even though President Donald Trump has rolled over on his back and surrendered on funding for the Great Wall of Stupid on the Mexican borde...
Monday, April 24, 2017

Trump's AP Interview: Are We Still Entertained?

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Since we are damned to live through this time in our history, that means that we are damned to regular interviews with President Donald Trum...
Friday, April 21, 2017

Okay, Fine, Let's Make a Deal on the Fuckin' Wall

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So yesterday , skeevy fart huffer Mick Mulvaney, the White House Budget director, said that Donald Trump would be willing to negotiate on th...
Thursday, April 20, 2017

In Brief: Dumb Shits Saying Shit That's Dumb (Jeff Sessions Edition)

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Sexually-repressed leprechaun Jeff Sessions, the Attorney General of the whole United States, declared today that he'd be dead in the co...
Monday, April 17, 2017

White People Still Love Trump Even as He Bumblefucks Through the Presidency

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It's now become a seemingly weekly exercise in the New York Times (motto: "Yeah, we hired a climate change denialist and fuck you ...
Thursday, April 13, 2017

Mitch McConnell Can't Be Bothered with Truth

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Lemme get a little something off the ol' hairy chest here before we head into our weekend celebration of public execution and zombificat...
Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Eating Cake in a Time of Madness

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One thing is for sure: Donald Trump ate some awesome chocolate cake while dining with the president of China as Tomahawk missiles were usele...
Monday, April 10, 2017

Stupid Fucking Republicans (No, Literally)

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Tempting as it is to go after serial phone masturbator Bill O'Reilly (Has that ever worked in the history of ever? Has a guy ever called...
Friday, April 07, 2017

If We're Gonna Be the Cops, Then Let's Do Something About South Sudan

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And here we go again, looking at an atrocity, the gassing of civilians in Syria by the government of Bashar al-Assad, wondering what the hel...
Thursday, April 06, 2017

This Stupid Fuckin' President

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In his recent interview with the New York Times (motto: "All the news that's fit to attack Hillary Clinton and anyone associated ...
Tuesday, April 04, 2017

On Gorsuch, Republicans Are More Full of Shit Than Usual

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Every time I read something that a Republican senator says about the potential filibuster of the Supreme Court nomination of Neil Gorsuch, ...
Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Go Fuck Yourself With Your Opioid Abuse Commission, President Trump

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Today, President Donald Trump, a man who could reasonably be called "addicted to his daughter," had a "listening session ...
Monday, March 27, 2017

The Mistreatment of Undocumented Immigrants Is Gonna Bite Us on Our American Asses

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In the wake of the deranged crackdown on undocumented immigrants that has marked the snowballing viciousness of the Trump administration, we...
Friday, March 24, 2017

The Fuck Was That Trump Interview in Time?

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No, really, what the every-humping fuck was that interview that President Donald "I Toot Truck Horn Real Good" Trump did with Mic...
Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Judge Neil Gorsuch Is a Dick

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The confirmation hearings for any presidential nominee are just pantomimes of democracy, with everyone going through the motions and nothing...
Monday, March 20, 2017

Advice to Democrats: Comey Has Given You Your Battle Plan on Gorsuch

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It doesn't get any easier than this, dear Democrats. You want something to rally around? You want something that can give you a principl...
Friday, March 17, 2017

The More Mundane Savagery of Donald Trump's Budget

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Olive Hill, Kentucky, is a shitty town of poor people in a beautiful area of Kentucky, in Carter County, near the border where the state mee...
Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Um, Why Is No One Talking About Trump Wanting to Reorganize the Government?

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I get that we're all tied up in discussing the scrap of tax forms that were leaked by someone who is totally not Donald Trump (wink), th...
Tuesday, March 14, 2017

GOP Straight Up Wants People to Die (Almost Literally)

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Here is where we are in the fucked-up political realm right now (with proper use of the word "literally"): Democrats literally sav...
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