The Rude Pundit

Still Proudly Lowering the Level of Political Discourse

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

A Poem from North Dakota for Thanksgiving

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"Peace Path" by Heid E. Erdrich, an Ojibwe writer from North Dakota (now living in Minnesota) This path our people walked one hun...
Thursday, November 17, 2016

Like America, I'm Feeling Broken

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A dear friend has a brother with Down Syndrome. This year, he voted for the first time, and he couldn't have been more excited to push a...
Wednesday, November 16, 2016

A Leather Slave's Return: The Inevitable Cliffhanger

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Karl Rove's former leather slave was finally used to a safe life. The nightmares had lessened at last, after years of drugs and brief ho...
Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Note to President Obama: Blow the GOP's Shit Up

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One of the things I have always faulted President Obama for is that, when it comes to his domestic political enemies, he has sought to give ...
Monday, November 14, 2016

American Eclipse, Part 4: Your White "Pain" Can Go Fuck Itself

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It hasn't stopped yet, this constant thrum of voices telling us that we need to " understand " the "pain" and the ...
Friday, November 11, 2016

American Eclipse, Part 3: Into the Dark, Alone and Together

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"Yeah, and jobs in sending Morse code and driving carriages are coming back, too," my West Virginia pal Duke told me this morning....
Thursday, November 10, 2016

American Eclipse, Part 2: Kumbaya This

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Here's a story from a rude reader: "Back in summer 2015, I was at an American Legion event in [a rural area in the Northeast]. Afte...
Wednesday, November 09, 2016

American Eclipse, Part 1: The Ignorant Voter Gets the Bliss

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There is cold comfort in a number: more Americans voted for Hillary Clinton than for Donald Trump. We are supposed to hear this and take sol...
Tuesday, November 08, 2016

Voting: A Romance

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I walked into my local middle school to vote this morning. It wasn't too crowded, although it was definitely busier than usual. The tabl...

Posting Late

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Yeah, yeah, it's been a hell of a day. Back tonight with more Clinton-winning rudeness.
Monday, November 07, 2016

The Rude Case for Hillary Clinton (Part 2: A Mom's Perspective)

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From Deborah S.: To quote the late, great Amy Winehouse, “What kind of fuckery is this?” Seriously, what the fucking fuckery is this? I was...

The Rude Case for Hillary Clinton (Part 1)

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And so we come to the end of this indecent campaign, one that has degraded us as a nation and as individuals, one that has amped up to ear-s...
Friday, November 04, 2016

Last Note to Trump Voters: You Are Wrong and You Are Shit and Your Candidate Is Shit

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If you want to waste some time in sad bemusement, you can read recent columns by open-hearted progressives and depressed conservatives, desp...
Thursday, November 03, 2016

Republicans Love Power But Not Democracy

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Barring some event that causes mass brain damage and brings about the Even Greater Stupiding of voters, Hillary Clinton is going to be elect...
Wednesday, November 02, 2016

Brief Note to Anti-Semites for Trump: Your Candidate Is More of a "Jew" Than Any Real Jew

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One of the ugliest things in this ugly campaign has been the upsurge in anti-Semitism in support of Republican candidate and rotting buttern...
Tuesday, November 01, 2016

What Exactly Do Trump Voters Think Needs Changing?

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"Today we live in a world of terror, madmen, and missiles," the Republican candidate says in the ad . "Our military is challe...
Monday, October 31, 2016

Republicans Will Shit on Your Lawn and Tell You It's Your Fault

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Let us say, and why not, that one day you decide to put up a "Hillary Clinton for President" or "I'm with her" sign ...
Friday, October 28, 2016

It's Alive: The FBI Reanimates the Clinton Email Server Fake Scandal

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The ugly ending of this ugly election just got even uglier. Like rotting armadillo ugly. Oh, we were lulled briefly into a sense that the wh...
Thursday, October 27, 2016

Jason Chaffetz Thinks He Can Take Just the Tip of Trump's Dick

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Jason Chaffetz, a proud Republican congressman from Utah and a man who looks like a shit-flecked, tossed-out toilet scrub brush, announced p...
Wednesday, October 26, 2016

"I've Got Guns" and Other Stupid Shit Sniveling Sore Losers Say About the Election

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"I have a story for you," the millennial told me. I was all ears. This millennial, a young man, call him "Colin" because...
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