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Thursday, July 07, 2016

At a Loss: The Struggle to Say Something About the Murders of Philando Castile and Alton Sterling

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I watched the Alton Sterling and Philando Castile videos shortly after they were put on line, one night after another, showing two black men...
Wednesday, July 06, 2016

A Few Thoughts on Clinton, Email, Trump, and Trust

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As with so much of our recent history, you can only understand Hillary Clinton's use of a private email server if you take into account ...
Tuesday, July 05, 2016

Sorry, Donald Trump, But the Sheriff's Badge Excuse Makes No Fucking Sense

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You've seen it by now, right? The thing from a tweet put out by Republican candidate and anus dentata Donald Trump that takes the ...
Monday, July 04, 2016

Francis Hopkinson, One of the Signers of the Declaration of Independence, Was a Sarcastic Bastard

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One of the signers of the Declaration of Independence representing New Jersey, Francis Hopkinson was a smart-ass and one sarcastic bastard....
Friday, July 01, 2016

In Brief: Carpetbagging West Virginia Republican Congressman Skips District's Floods for Egypt Junket

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That jolly-looking sumbitch is Congressman Alex Mooney, a Republican from the 2nd District in West Virginia. Here is what one of the countie...
Thursday, June 30, 2016

The Real Pocahontas Would Fuck Trump's Shit Up

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Presumptive Republican presidential nominee and a man wearing mongoose pubes for hair, Donald Trump, has been especially proud of one of his...
Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Ways Donald Trump Could Torture Prisoners That Would Be "Tough Enough"

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Today, Republican candidate and psychedelic chia pet Donald Trump proclaimed that he would bring back waterboarding to use on suspected ter...
Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Bored of Benghazi: A Note to Trey Gowdy

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Fuck, no, Rep. Trey Gowdy, you narrow-headed motherfucker, we're not gonna read your bullshit committee's 800-page bullshit Benghaz...
Monday, June 27, 2016

The Rude Pundit (and Others) Telling Stories in NYC Tomorrow Night

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Tomorrow evening, the Rude Pundit will be telling tales at an event put together by mad genius and VICE -guy Harmon Leon. It'll be a Mo...

Now That the TRAP Law Fuckery Is Done, What's the Next Abortion Fuckery Conservatives Will Attempt?

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The strategy of opponents of abortion rights in the last couple of decades has been pretty straightforward. They take a bunch of shit in the...
Friday, June 24, 2016

A Few Upsides of the Brexit Disaster

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While the vote yesterday in the United Kingdom to leave the European Union is a giant roach fuckball of awful consequences , many still to c...
Thursday, June 23, 2016

Terrorists Aren't Magic, Don't Have Superpowers

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One thing that the Rude Pundit has never understood is why we endow terrorists with seemingly magical powers, as if they can just use their ...
Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Donald Trump Maturely Masturbates to Make America Great Again

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It was something of a miracle, the pundits and political consultants declared . For the first time since he became the presumptive nominee f...
Tuesday, June 21, 2016

So You've Decided to Assassinate Donald Trump...

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So you've decided to assassinate Donald Trump. If so, this pamphlet is for you. You might think you have the best intentions, like killi...
Monday, June 20, 2016

A Millennial Speaks: Thank You, Bernie Sanders

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This blogger has mentioned his contentious discussions with the millennial generation. So he reached out to one, R. Sharp, to see where he...
Friday, June 17, 2016

Photos That Really Bring the Awfulness of this Week Together in One Idiotic Image

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Left to right, those men with the guns are Bifkin, Gooch, the Grundle, and Uncle Taint. They were outside the boot-scootin' joint, Gille...
Thursday, June 16, 2016

Once Upon a Time, the United States Believed in Genuine Gun Control

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Nearly fifty years ago, in the wake of the assassinations of MLK and RFK and not that long after JFK, there was a moment when the United Sta...
Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Queering the Killing, Killing the Queer

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When we were younger, we would go every weekend to Strokes in Lafayette, Louisiana. Hell, sometimes we'd even go on weeknights if we jus...
Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Donald Trump Is ISIS's Dream Candidate for President

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The first question this here blogger thought of after listening to Donald Trump yesterday was "What the fuck do you think England, Ger...

Late Post Today

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Still wiping off the grime from a hike in the right-wing shitpile.  Back later with more mucky rudeness. 
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