Thursday, March 31, 2016

Quickie: Calm Down, Everyone. Susan Sarandon Will Probably End Up Voting for Hillary If She Wins the Nomination (And So Will You)

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The Rude Pundit is still in lovely England in lovely Bath. One thing he's noticed is that any time anyone talks to him about American po...
Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Quickie: Fred Phelps in Heaven and Hell

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After his death on March 19, Westboro Baptist Church founder and paragon of hate speech Fred Phelps found himself in a beautiful bedroom, l...
Tuesday, March 29, 2016

In Brief: Oh, David Brooks, You Are So Pathetic

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The Rude Pundit doesn't know what is sadder: New York Times conservascribbler David Brooks's obsession with Donald Trump or his own...
Monday, March 28, 2016

On the Continuing Need to (Rhetorically, Of Course) Punch an Old Man in the Nuts (Orrin Hatch Edition)

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The first line is enough to make you want to put your fist through time and shake Sen. Orrin Hatch when he was a baby. Writing in the New Yo...
Friday, March 25, 2016

Brief Interviews with Brits: 1. This Young Man Likes Donald Trump

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Starting today, the Rude Pundit will feature brief interviews with locals here in London (and then Liverpool and elsewhere) about what the a...
Thursday, March 24, 2016

Donald Trump Now Poisoning the United Kingdom

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The Rude Pundit arrived in London yesterday, looking forward to blissfully avoiding mentions of a certain orange-faced half-man/half-sentien...
Tuesday, March 22, 2016

England-Bound

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For the next couple of weeks, the Rude Pundit will be roaming Her Majesty's land, mostly in London and Liverpool (where he's doing s...

Donald Trump Is a Dangerously Dumb Man Who Will Get Us All Killed

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Last night, through a thick whiskey and opium haze, the Rude Pundit's bedtime reading was the full transcript of Republican presidential...
Monday, March 21, 2016

Photos That Show President Obama Clearly Has Run Out of Fucks to Give

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There will come a time in the not-too-distant future when people will wonder, "Why the fuck couldn't we travel to Cuba for all that...
Friday, March 18, 2016

Note to Republicans: You Own Trump, You Psychopaths

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Let's get this straight. The party that: 1. Has declared that the President should have no say in choosing a Supreme Court justice in hi...
Thursday, March 17, 2016

Liberal Hate Porn: Conservatives Losing Their Shit Over Trump

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Sometimes you need to take a break and just masturbate. Everyone's got their favorite kinds of porn, whether it's the regular ol...
Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Goodbye, GOP. Maybe We'll See You in 2020

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There are few things more deliciously pathetic than listening to some Republican commentator or think tank denizen appearing on your mighty ...
Tuesday, March 15, 2016

A Letter from the Rude Pundit to Marco Rubio

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"Dear Senator Rubio, "It's me, the Rude Pundit. I don't like you and, if you knew me, you wouldn't like me because of ...
Monday, March 14, 2016

Trump Is Our Monster Now and We Have No Way to Destroy Him

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You fucking idiots in the mainstream media. The Rude Pundit, among others on the left and the right, warned you from the start that a Donald...
Friday, March 11, 2016

What We Learned at Last Night's GOP Ice Cream Social

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All the following are based on things said at last night's way-quieter and, in some ways, way-scarier Republican debate in Miami: 1. Te...
Thursday, March 10, 2016

No, Sorry, Apologists, Donald Trump's Followers Are Racist Idiots and Assholes

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Every day, the Rude Pundit reads some oh-so-compassionate writer, often liberal, who has penned a mighty article where he (and, yeah, it...
Wednesday, March 09, 2016

Scenes from Our Neverending Abortion War: Wiping Away a Right One Regulation at a Time

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In Republican political circles, limiting and ending safe abortion access are seen not just as articles of faith. They are prime features of...
Tuesday, March 08, 2016

Note to Fellow Sanders Supporters: You're Gonna Vote for Clinton in the General, So Shut the Fuck Up

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The Rude Pundit was talking to a friend in Tennessee after the primary there on Super Splendiferous Tuesday last week. "Yeah, I voted ...
Monday, March 07, 2016

Start Your Week with the Louisiana Legislature Kicking Bobby Jindal While He's Down

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Last year, then-Louisiana Governor and hilariously terrible presidential candidate Bobby Jindal was desperately trying to figure out how to ...
Friday, March 04, 2016

Last Night's Debate: The Dick Fight the GOP Deserves

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The lowest point of last night's Republican debate/urinary tract infection wasn't the one you might imagine. It wasn't when fro...