Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Indiana: Where You Can Go to Prison for a Poorly-Timed Miscarriage

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Oh, sweet people of these United States, the Rude Pundit cannot express how much he loathes Indiana. He lived there for a good seven years, ...
Monday, March 30, 2015

History Lesson for Assholes: Bill Clinton Is Not Your Religious "Freedom" Tool

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Whenever you hear from a weaseltwat like Gov. Mike Pence defend Indiana's odious Religious Freedom Restoration Act, they inevitably poi...
Friday, March 27, 2015

Indiana Cake Shop That Started the Whole Fuckin' Thing Has Closed (Not Because of Gays)

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Let us remember that the push for the bullshit Religious Freedom To Say, "Fuck Off, Faggots" law really got going because a couple...
Thursday, March 26, 2015

No Post? The Fuck?

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This fuckin' day, man.  Taking a pass. Back tomorrow with more anointed rudeness. 
Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Duck Dynasty Beard-in-Chief Fantasizes About Raped Children

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If you put it in its actual context, the anti-atheist rant by Taliban-bearded fuckbucket Phil Robertson, he of the ratings-challenged Duck...
Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Florida: Where the State Government Won't Mention Climate Change, But the Counties Plan for It

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Check this shit out: Those are the climate change pages for four counties in Florida: Miami-Dade ,   Palm Beach , Broward , and Monroe . If...
Monday, March 23, 2015

Imagine a Slightly Different Announcement from Ted Cruz

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Imagine an American Muslim man stands in front of an audience of 10,000 Muslims at a college in Virginia to announce that he's running f...
Friday, March 20, 2015

Tom Cotton Pleasures Himself in Front of the Senate

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Republican Senator Tom Cotton of Arkansas sauntered to the microphone yesterday in the august chamber of the World's Most Deliberative ...
Thursday, March 19, 2015

Indiana Shows Us How GOP Priorities Will Kill Us All

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That is an explosion coming out of a manhole at around 6:45 this morning in downtown Indianapolis, Indiana. It's one place where the NC...

Late Post Today

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Strong Bad is acting like an asshole again. Gotta put an end to that mischief. Back later with more running rudeness.
Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Cheney Fade Away

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The Rude Pundit was about to write another of his many oh-so-dark-and-clever attacks on former Vice President Dick Cheney. He even had a so...
Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Don't Bring Your God to a People Fight

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Let's face it. Strong religious belief involves a kind of Stockholm syndrome. You have this all-powerful figure who you want to please b...
Monday, March 16, 2015

Five Annoying Things About Sen. Tom Cotton's Appearance on Face the Nation

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Yesterday, fresh, new GOP savior, this year's Marco Rubio, Sen. Tom Cotton of Arkansas, he of the authorship of the Republican Senators...
Friday, March 13, 2015

Photos That Make the Rude Pundit Want to Roll a Joint With American Flag Papers

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Once more into the stupid, sweet Americans, once more into it. For those of us who have been around for a few decades, another damn fight ov...
Thursday, March 12, 2015

A True Story About Homophobia, Racism, and a Fraternity - Updated: It Was SAE

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About twenty years ago, the Rude Pundit was attending a Giant University in the South. Even then, he was straddling worlds, writing wild and...
Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Lindsey Graham Wants to "Literally" Hold Congress Hostage

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The Golden Girls reject known as Senator Lindsey Graham often strains to butch up his Rue McClanahan voice. He advocates for violence const...

Briefly Noted: Gun Nuts Win This Round (That's a Pun!)

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Way back in February , the Rude Pundit said that the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives had proposed banning a type of arm...
Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Sorry That We Cared Too Much: West Virginia Legislature Voting to Make Water More Poisonous

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You remember a little over a year ago when 300,000 people in West Virginia, including most of the city of Charleston, had to go without dri...
Monday, March 09, 2015

GOP Senators to Iran: Go Ahead and Build Nuclear Missiles

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So 47 Republican Senators from the, well, Senate of the United States bravely sent a letter to the leaders of Iran, explaining to them how ...
Friday, March 06, 2015

Dumb Dumbasses Acting Dumb: Tennessee Sen. Mike Bell Is a Dumbass Towards Women

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That goateed, grinning dipshit is State Senator Mike Bell of Tennessee, a place that's working really fuckin' hard to dick over the ...