The Rude Pundit

What Legalized Pot in Colorado Teaches Us About the Implementation of Obamacare : Yes, yes, ha, ha, doofus white fucksack David Brooks of th...

Note to Ruth Marcus of the Washington Post : How Badly Do You Wanna Fuck Edward Snowden? : Here's one of those messed-up things that see...

The Rude Pundit's Most Splendiferous Haiku Review of 2013 (Part 2) : Somehow, the Rude Pundit found himself in a skeevier-than-usual Waf...

The Rude Pundit's Most Splendiferous Haiku Review of 2013 (Part 1) : Yes, sir and ma'am, it's the end o' 2013, a year where ...

Things That Brought the Rude Pundit Unmitigated Joy in 2013 : Before the end of the year haiku spree tomorrow and before plunging into the ...

Write Some Motherfuckin' Haiku for the Rude Pundit : It's almost time for the Rude Pundit's annual Haiku Review of the year jus...

End of the Year Note to the GOP: Suck On These Obamacare Success Stories : Hey, GOP, check this shit out: From Florida : "Susan, a self...

Time to Submit Your Haiku for the Rude Pundit's End-o'-the-Year Posts : (Note: Very brief post because the Rude Pundit is stuck in t...

Continuing a Christmas Tradition (Now with Dachsunds and Weird Shapes) : Like movies about Bedford Falls suicides and pole-frozen tongues an...

Don't Say You Never Got a Present from the Rude Pundit : There is only one contemporary songwriter who consistently creates amazing Chri...

The Utah Same-Sex Marriage Decision in Two Editorials : On Friday, in a surprise decision that made the bones of Brigham Young reach for his...

Meanwhile, in Bizarro America... : Every once in a while, it's good to get a gut check straight from the filthy heart of the torpid frea...

Regarding Phil Robertson, Homophobia, and Christianity : The Rude Pundit wasn't going to write about Duck Dynasty 's Phil Robertson ...

Photos That Show That India Should Probably Shut the Fuck Up When It Comes to the Treatment of Women : First the facts of the case: When Dev...

Obama, NSA Metadata Collection, and Our Right To Know Why : There are two things that someone on the left can say that piss off unyielding O...

This Fuckin' Pope : The nice thing about being an atheist is that you can say things like "Your god blows beagles" and not wor...

The Rude Pundit's Unproduced Second Amendment PSA : (Note: This is from the 2nd Edition of The Rude Pundit's Almanack from 2012, wh...

Denial of Medicaid Expansion Is a Job Killer : (This one is clean for the kiddies.) A just-released report from the Commonwealth Fund shows...

Teabaggers for Congress: Milton Wolf Is Your Bright-Toothed Asshole : So everyone's got their thongs all up in their ass cheeks over Rep...

Obama Doesn't Murder Raul Castro at Mandela Memorial; Conservatives Outraged : Admit it. The second you heard that President Obama shook...