The Rude Pundit

The Elf on the Shelf Wept: A Scene from One Black Friday Strike : In Ontario, California, a suburb that's part of the Los Angeles sprawl...

A Thanksgiving Poem from the Conquered : Kopis'taya (A Gathering of Spirits) by Pueblo and Sioux writer Paula Gunn Allen Because we liv...

Photos That Make the Rude Pundit Want to Spike the Cranberry Sauce with Vodka and Roofies : That's just part of the arsenal that Sandy ...

The Rude Pundit's Blatantly Racist Names to Call Dinesh D'Souza : Obama-hating pusbag Dinesh D'Souza, he of the shitty documenta...

Late Post Today : Yeah, obviously. Back later with more turkey week reacharounds.

Pleasures in Everyday Life, Part 1: Restaurant Impossible and Mainstreaming LGBT Couples : (The Rude Pundit would beat someone to death wit...

Murdering Hope : Days like this are always ripe for wondering "What if?" It is natural, of course, in the scheme of things, to ima...

In Brief: Oh, Shut the Fuck Up on the Filibuster, GOP : Dear GOP, You reap what you have sown, motherfuckers. And now you get at least a yea...

Late Post Today : The Rude Pundit is pretty sure those spicy fish tacos are passing a nuclear option in his stomach. Back later with more fi...

Albuquerque, Anti-Choice Forces, and the Diminished Power of Dead Fetus Photos : One of the the anti-choice's favorite tactics in our ne...

GOP Gov. Scott Walker: Obamacare Sucks Except When It Doesn't : Okay, kids, let's all follow the bouncing ball of fuckery, this time...

Note to Republicans: Repealing Obamacare Is Murder : Everything you need to know about the delusional, lying, cold-hearted motherfuckers tha...

Photos That Make the Rude Pundit Want to Down a Handful of Xanax with a Can of Tecate : A couple of years ago, President Obama said, "H...

Obama to Nation: Keep Your Fuckin' Plans, You Stupid Cowards : In a sane era, not an ideal one, but a sane one, the President would have...

Need a Personal Day, Boss: So, yeah, wow, shit, that day sort of fucked off quickly. Halfway through a post on anal probing in New Mexico, t...

Late Post Today : The Rude Pundit's gonna get high with Pope Francis. That dude really is totally liberal. Back later with more holy rud...

In Brief: Other Things That Are Like Slavery to the GOP : Next year's most famous meth addict, Sarah Palin,  says that the national deb...

Honor Veterans by Listening to Them About Gun Laws : Back in April, when there was actually a chance that the nation might pass one or two i...

The Massacres That Aren't Worth Covering : The Rude Pundit might be old-fashioned, but he remembers a day not so long ago when, if the b...

Guns and Ammo Magazine Firing Shows Conservatism Is Fucked : You know, "shit for brains" is something people sometimes say to den...