The Rude Pundit

End of the Year Haiku, Part 2 (Rude Readers Get Poetical) : Before we close out this bipolar year of Obama rushes and economic crashes and a...

End of the Year Haiku, 2008 (Part 1: The Election) : Horror Movie Campaign 1. Sarah Palin sucked the life out of John McCain like a vampire ...

End of the Year Haiku Submissions : Since 2004 , the Rude Pundit has ended every year with a whisper in a series of simple haiku. He'll...

Because We Won't Have Him to Kick Around Much Longer, Part 3 (Middle East Blood Edition) : This has gotten ridiculous. With the new con...

In Brief: Pinter in Memoriam : The Rude Pundit's favorite moment in a Harold Pinter play comes at the end of Act 1 in No Man's Land...

Rude Blast from the Past : It's Christmasukkah. What the fuck are you doing here? At least get out to a bar and be with other people. ...

Christmas Treats: A Very Cheney Christmas : Let's give this one last spin before the era of his horror is over and jokes like these are ...

Quotes That Make the Rude Pundit Want to Huff Blonde Hair Dye (Part of the "Why Ann Coulter Is a Cunt" Series) : In her " tri...

Photos That Make the Rude Pundit Want to Freebase Fruitcake : That's Baghdad Santa . Behind him is a poster of Jesus, who no doubt is t...

Tubby the Preacher Says That, Because He Fucks Women, "I Have Fewer Broken Hearts. I Have Less STDs": Really, Barack Obama? You ...

The Rude Pundit on GRITtv With Lizz Winstead and Baratunde Thurston : For your viewing enjoyment...

Regarding Torture, Detention, and Morality : When future generations of Americans look back on this disgusting era that we have been damned ...

The Rude Pundit Will Be Televised : Check out the Rude Pundit on GRITtv today, guest-hosted by Lizz Winstead, with Baratunde Thurston of Th...

In Brief: Why Frank Gaffney Needs to Be Kicked in the Taint : There's rarely been a man who needs to be kicked repeatedly in the taint a...

The Rude Pundit on GRITtv Today : While he's not exactly sure about where it airs on which cable or satellite systems, the Rude Pundit k...

Dick Cheney Emerges to Tell You He Regrets Nothing : In these foul pre-winter days, it's really the last thing we needed. The odor of th...

Because We Won't Have Him to Kick Around Much Longer, Part 2 (Featuring Shoes and a Fun and Easy Real Protest Idea) : This morning, the ...

Pictures and Quotes That Make the Rude Pundit Think We're Not Gonna Survive the Next Five Weeks : "This reminds me of the Joker fro...

Note to Republicans and the Media: We Don't Care About Obama and Blagojevich : On waking up way too early this morning, the Rude Pundit ...

When Stupid Politicians Go Corrupt, They Will Call It "Getting a Blagojevich" : Just sayin': A man whose name rhymes with ...