The Rude Pundit

God's Clearing the Deck : Man, God must finally be pissed. Jesse Helms and Tony Snow in just over a week? With William F. Buckley bri...

Home of the Brave? : Look at Cheney there yesterday as President Bush signed into law the free spying and free ride bill. He's got the...

A Condemnation of Barack Obama Preceded by a Defense : The wet kiss before the cold slap: Every day, the Rude Pundit receives an assload of ...

Dirty Fuckin' Hippies...For Real: Hippies? Really, John McCain, is that the best you can do? Hippies? Is this the 1976 election? The...

Photos That Make the Rude Pundit Want to Down a Handful of Lunesta with a Bottle of Cheap Sake : Here is our President with German Chancello...

In Brief: John McCain Hates/Hearts Economists : Okay, follow this. It's got a fun little pay off: So John McCain proposes a gas tax hol...

Housekeeping: The Rude Pundit at Netroots Nation and in a Book : The Rude Pundit will be appearing on a panel at the Netroots Nation conven...

Jesse Helms in Heaven (A Fantasia) : Frankly, he was as surprised as anyone that he ended up in heaven. Jesse Helms had been sure that all...

Mercy Otis Warren Would Fuck Bush's Shit Up : For this Independence Day, let us remember Mercy Otis Warren , the playwright, poet, and p...

Correction : The previous post identified Roberto Clemente, Jr. as merely "Roberto Clemente." This apparently confused baseball ...

Photos That Make the Rude Pundit Want to Freebase Hot Dogs While Huffing Apple Pie : Hey, there's the President of the United States. A...

Christopher Hitchens Has Himself Waterboarded : And it's not nearly as amusing as you'd like it to be.

Fuck Military Experience: Five Other Experiences That Don't Make You Qualified to Be President : The mock outrage over Wesley Clark'...

The Parhat Decision: The Courts Can Handle the Truth : Think of our government in terms of some horrible torture device from the Middle Ages...

How Badly Does Conservative Spooge Bucket Kevin McCullough Want to Get Fucked by Barack Obama? : On a Monday, whenever the weekend has ended...

Guns, Baby, Guns: More Scalia-Scribed Batshittery : If words could be tortured, Supreme Court Antonin Scalia would be their Torquemada. For,...

North Korea's and Iraq's Weapons Declarations: One of These Things Is Exactly Like the Other, Except Not : Wait, wait, wait a minute...

All The President's Balls (A Photo Essay) : Yesterday, the President of the United States honored two years worth of NCAA sports champi...

The FISA Failure and the Sodomy of the Patriots : Betsy Ross loved anal. She could not get enough ye olde cocke in her sphincter, especiall...

Alas, Dead Carlin : You can't imagine how ballsy it was when George Carlin , as a semi-regular guest on the Ed Sullivan Show , decided t...