The Rude Pundit

Late Again : Hey, as far as the Rude Pundit knows , he'll be back in a couple of hours with more hot rudeness.

The Man in the Diaper Wants Indians to Have Babies : It's always funny when a married man who likes to wear diapers and pay whores to sm...

A Rude Haiku In Memory of a Dead Conservative : "William F. Buckley Gives a Rim Job to an Unwilling Lady Liberty" Buckley's p...

Shoulda Listened to That Guy's Financial Advice : The Rude Pundit, in an e-mail to a friend, on November 1, 2004 : "Either [John Ke...

In Brief: Why Jonah Goldberg Ought to Be Forced to Bathe His Mother : Because in his latest " column " (if by "column," ...

Late Post Today : Blah, blah, late post, blah, blah, work, blah, blah, more rudeness this afternoon. Oh, one thing: Why the fuck would you k...

Bullshit Games from the Political Establishment : Now, the Rude Pundit would never be confused with a big-time political consultant or ...

In Brief: Hillary Clinton Mocks : Really, Hillary Clinton? No, and, c'mon, really? Is this all you got? The last arrow in your quive...

Late Post Today : JJJ is screaming for better photos, so back later with more juicy rudeness. Oh, and by the way, could someone put some Xan...

Photos That Make the Rude Pundit Want to Down a Case of Star Beer : Why is the President of the United States about to sign that young boy...

The McCain Story Ain't About the Fucking : Wednesday night is rum night at Casa de Rude, and last night the lunar eclipse was as good a ...

Why Michelle Malkin Needs to Be Caged Like a Rabid Shih-Tzu With a Note on the Continuing Need to Sodomize Bill O'Reilly with a Micropho...

A Word on the Obama/Clinton Divide : The next time someone wants to bitch about the "venom" coming from supporters of Barack Obama...

Presidents' Day Photo Quiz: Which One Doesn't Belong? : The picture was taken at the Lincoln Medal ceremony on Honest Abe's 199...

Hillary Clinton's Rove Has Destroyed Her : Hillary Clinton makes it so easy to dislike her when she says, as she did yesterday regardin...

This Year's Kerry : There's something transcendently, exquisitely, and pathetically stupid in the fact that Hillary Clinton is conti...

In Brief: Is It Real or Is It Parody? : A quote: "As previously stated, glamorizing and normalizing homosexual conduct in our public sc...

Photos That Make the Rude Pundit Want to Down a Fifth of Jack Daniels While Smoking Opium : Remember: Nooses are bad . Yes, America is ready...

How Much for a Night with Chelsea? : In just half an hour or so of searching, here's what the Rude Pundit came up with under the criteri...

In Brief: Requiem For Commodore Nutt : Of all the things to say about President Abraham Lincoln at a 199th Birthday Celebration, the doped-f...