The Rude Pundit

Hoyermania Beats Murthapalooza : You know, the Rude Pundit's aware of the political and legislative implications of who is Majority Lead...

Donald Rumsfeld Gives Advice to Young People : Getting advice from Donald Rumsfeld is like a 12 year-old girl asking her elderly uncle who j...

In Brief: Why Bill O'Reilly Ought To Be Sodomized With a Rasmussen Poll : Bill O'Reilly, a man who can twist a fact like a high-pric...

Late Post Today: Another goddamn charity luncheon is keeping the Rude Pundit away from the Batcave. If Alfred fucks up this post, Robin gets...

Joe Lieberman Wants His Pound of Flesh : What a difference an election day makes. Here's Joe Lieberman, talking to Pajamas "Media...

Pictures That Make the Rude Pundit Want To Down a Triple Dose of Ambien With a Fifth of Vodka, Part 2 : Bow down before your faux Confedera...

Christ Weary of Election Prayers : Goddamn, we have been some prayin' motherfuckers, those of us on the Family Research Council's Su...

The Escape of Karl Rove's Leather Slave: It happened some time in the early dawn hours of this past Wednesday. It had truly been an epic...

Karl Rove's Leather Slave Escapes : Karl Rove's leather slave has escaped from the basement of the White House. He was last seen ...

Time To Arrest Donald Rumsfeld : Ernst Von Weizsacker was a Nazi with a conscience, or, you know, a conscience as far as a Nazi could have ...

America Says to the Media and the New Congress: Crush This Man : If there was a clear mandate that comes from last night's midterm elect...

Anyone in this Bed Got a Cigarette? : Let's not worry about cleaning the sheets and ourselves just yet. Let's just lay here, sticky...

And South Dakota Discovers Its Citizens Are Sane : Looks like the good citizens of South Dakota decided that the crazy law banning virtually...

Virginia, Don't Lose Heart : Let us remember, as indeed we should, that now that the Virginia race is tighter than Ken Lay's asshole...

Election Day - Grapes So Sour You Can't Get Your Lips Around Them : You haven't seen sore losering or sour graping until you've ...

Election Day - Let the Savagery Begin : Sure, sure, sure, there's a gonna be a mighty flood of allegations and recriminations come poll...

And the People With Good Hair Go Straight To Heaven : Yesterday, Texas Governor Rick Perry told reporters after a Cornerstone Church serv...

Why Vote For Democrats: Briefly For Nauseated Republicans : 'Cause , really , come on .

Why Vote For Democrats: Rude Version For Lazy Democrats Who Need To Get Out the Fuckin' Vote : It's all been foreplay, all of it up ...

Why Vote For Democrats: Non-Rude Version For Tender-Eared Independents Who Might Be Getting Scared : Let's say, and why not, that you...