The Rude Pundit

How To Start a Civil War in the Republican Party, Part 1 : There's reasons that Karl Rove vomits blood at the thought of the Rude Pundit...

A Small Man in a Tiny Room Before the Big Storm : There he sits, in a tiny room, like a safe room in a drug lord's family home, like a b...

Late Posting Today : Moving sucks monkey balls. If you visit a zoo and see a bunch of monkeys with hairless balls, it's because someone...

A Tale of Mardi Gras (Involving Coconuts, Drugs, and Cokie Roberts) : Here's a true story of when the Rude Pundit saved the life of the ...

Pre-Emptive Blogging: Talking Points For a Coming Attack From the Right : As Iraq spirals into a shitstorm of violence and vengeance, even...

The White House Katrina Report: Bush Ain't To Blame : The report on the White House's own "investigation" into the federa...

African American History Month Is All About George W. Bush : Everywhere we look these days, we get glimpses into the terrifying narcissism o...

Dubai Ports World's Captain Hamad Explains It All For You : Regarding the whole bipartisan uproar over a United Arab Emirates company ta...

Wedge Issue Preview : Ah, yes, sweet and heavenly mercies, the Rude Pundit has received his prayifyin' marchin' orders fer the week....

George Washington Would Fuck Bush's Shit Up : On this President's Day, which, in less hurried times, was George Washington's Bir...

Why Ann Coulter Is a Cunt, Final Edition(?): Recently, cars in the Rude Pundit's neighborhood were papered with flyers from a white supr...

Blowing Dick : Dick Cheney loves to have his balls cupped while he's getting a blow-job. He likes it when the kneeling fellater holds th...

Dick Cheney's Blue Dress : So, like, apparently the country pays attention whenever someone in the White House blows a load all over ano...

"Throw Me Something, FEMA": The Louisiana artist George Rodrigue is using his ubiquitous blue dog with the freaky ghost eyes to r...

Dick Cheney's Soul Pays a Visit: Early Saturday evening, Dick Cheney's soul was given a brief furlough from Hell to visit the shell ...

The White Noise of Scandal : What's it gonna take for the general public to be shocked anymore? 'Cause, really, and, c'mon, this...

Gitmo Starvation and American Restraint : So let's try to get our minds around this: Right now, at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, the United Stat...

The Re-Niggering of Barack Obama : Watching Chris "Behold My Lipless Shit-Eating Grin" Matthews and John "I'm Not On Your...

Gonzales to Congress: "Go Fuck Yourselves": Yesterday's Senate Judiciary Committee hearing over the President's warrantle...

Crappy Cartoons and Burning Flames : If, say, in the middle of Tivoli Gardens in Copenhagen, Crown Prince Frederick of Denmark unveiled a ...