The Rude Pundit

It Must Suck To Be a Republican Senator Today : Goddamn, just take a gander at the faces of Bill Frist and Lil' Ricky Santorum as Frist...

Oh, Shit, How Jesus Loves Samuel Alito : Last Friday, in the wake of the Miers withdrawal and the great, huge, sigh of "dodged that han...

Samuel Alito, Another Motherfucker For America : Remember that it's a rule that holds fast and true: if George W. Bush gets to appoint s...

Patrick Fitzgerald: The Grown-Up in the Room : There's a fantasy world that can be spun out among children frolicking in a playroom. The...

To All Who Await Fitzgerald and Juries Grand and Petit : Remember: as that tantric-practicing limey Sting would tell you, the best orgasms a...

Feeding the Right-Wing Monster With Harriet Miers' Corpse : You know what's gonna be fuckin' hilarious? When George Bush nominat...

Why Michelle Malkin Ought To Be Caged Like a Rabid Shitzu : For conservatives, for anyone who still lingers in support of the war (people wh...

Plamerovetreasonlibbygate Is Not Whitewater : Comparing the current investigation of the White House's leak of CIA operative's name ...

Hate the Lie, Hate the Liars : Here's some festive quotes fer ya: "[N]ot a single person who works for him seems to have the honor ...

Law Breaking For the Rest of Us : Let's say you're drivin' along the highways and byways of America, big fuckin' America, wi...

Neverending Tales of the Christ Weary : Here's the thing about that Missouri pharmacist at a local Target who refused to fill a woman...

The Creepy Visage of Tom Delay : Look at that face in his mugshot. Stare at it for a moment. It won't turn you to stone (perhaps). Lo...

The Republican In Fall : The Senate Republican keeps a plastic baggie of Tucks in his coat pocket, for these days, in this strangely chilled...

Donation Goodness : While you're tossin' coins into the pot for the Rude Pundit, consider throwin' a few at Wampum , which is no...

The Jesuit in the Mix : Here's an e-mail the Rude Pundit received yesterday from Boring Diatribe : "[Special Prosecutor Patrick] Fi...

Of Deteriorating Dams and Drowning Men : In Taunton, Massachusetts, the people are waiting to see if the dam bursts . The Whittenton Pond Da...

Pat Buchanan Hearts Drag Queens : You know, the Rude Pundit knew that he grudgingly agreed with Pat Buchanan on the Iraq War, but, man, the ...

Judy's Side (Rude Version) : Prison's gonna be rough for a man who voluntarily tells people to call him "Scooter," especia...

Christ Weary of Supreme Court Nominees (and James Dobson), Part 2: When President Bush declared that he chose Harriet Miers because of who ...

Christ Weary of Supreme Court Nominees (Part 1) : There was a time, there was a time when the Rude Pundit flirted with a particularly crazed...