The Rude Pundit

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The Five Stages of Grieving for George Bush's Re-Election (Cont'd): Left Blogsylvania is in disarray today. Some are saying that we...

The Five Stages of Grieving For George Bush's Re-Election Stage 1: Denial : Yeah, yeah, we know, we know, we know, we fucking know - Ohi...

The Miracle of the Machines - An Election Day Story : So the Rude Pundit was walking to his local precinct this morning to cast his ballot. ...

Briefly Noted - Osama and Goats : Ya know, unless this is a prelude to a Monday surprise of capturing him, the effect of the Osama tape oug...

At Long Last, the Coffin Is Nailed Shut : Last night, on CNN , Aaron Brown acted like a journalist. After Jamie McIntyre's report on th...

Fiddle On, Motherfuckers, Fiddle On : If you take a moment and you sniff the air, what you get is the assaultive whiff of desperation coming...

Late Post Today : Be back around 1-ish. But respect out to the Boston homies.

John Kerry - Superhero : In the vicious end of days in this campaign, so much gets lost in the caterwauling of the media. Here's someth...

Requiem For Rehnquist : Chief Justice William Rehnquist reclines in his bed, sucking precious air through a hole in his throat . His body h...

In Any Reasonable Democracy, the Fuckin' Camel's Back Should Be Broken : Oh, those heady days of early 2003, when the majority of th...

Why Sean Hannity Needs To Be Force-Fisted By Alan Colmes : The bloated Jesus-lovin' hatemonger's strong, manly jaw must be sore for ...

Ann Coulter's Cream Pie : Okay, the Rude Pundit can't let this one pass. In straight porn films, as in life, there's only so ma...

She's a Grand Old Bush Flag : So, like, why does the George W. Bush campaign store sell American flags? No, really, right there in the ...

How To Out-Rove Rove : If this stupid fucking Theresa Heinz Kerry/Laura Bush story gets any legs, other than those given to it by the morons...

The Thrum of a Steady Decay : Yesterday, the Rude Pundit was talking to a group of people, as he does from time to time in his Clark Kent gu...

A Modest Proposal - Rape a Republican For Jesus : According to the right wing of the political spectrum, we liberals are fucking scum. No, ...

A Fundamental Unfairness : Oh, how Blogsylvania lit up when Jon Stewart decided to use his Friday appearance on CNN's Crossfire to bitc...