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More Rudeness Friday : The Rude Pundit survived his flight without the expected anal probing, but arrived much later than expected. Relieve...

And Even the Evil Must Sometimes Act Like They Live in America : John Ashcroft has recused himself from the Plame name blame investigation. ...

Why Ann Coulter Is Still a Cunt, Part 6 : Because she's so fucking stupid that she doesn't get it when the Onion mocks her. On her ...

What You Do to the Least of These - Vol. 2 (More of an End of the Year Spectacular) : So here we are, in the darkness at the edge of the new...

Rush, Soldiers, Christmas, cont'd : Aloysius points out that the Rude Pundit "should take his head out of" his "ass and s...

Why Rush Limbaugh Should Be Force-Fed His Own Liposuctioned Fat : It just gets more and more pathetic, doesn't it? Like every other jun...

What You Do to the Least of These, Part 1 of a Rude Pundit Christmas Spectacular : The Rude Pundit could not give two shits about organized ...

Another Weekend, Another Break : Next week - an abbreviated week because, well, fuck, it's Christmas, you know. But Monday-Wednesday, a...

Bush Gets Bitch Slapped by the Constitution : Imagine the White House, festooned for the holidays, with American flags draped on every wreat...

The Rude Pundit Can't Even Wrap His Head Around This One : Here's how the case against Iraq is like a rape trial. Let's say the...

From Mandingo 2: Strom's Story (A Romance of the Old New South) : "Young Strom Thurmond was a tall, thin man who, at 22, had a shin...

Howard Dean Doesn't Give a Shit What You Say : The Rude Pundit doesn't endorse candidates. He tells you who's a jerk and who...

Ironic, Huh? That the day before Wesley Clark testifies against Slobodan Milosevic , thus looking like a President and like a soldier standi...

Well, Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherfuckers : In the houses of every viable Democratic candidate, a cry of "Goddamnit" went up into the raf...

Walking Away for the Weekend - But Ann Coulter Is Still a Cunt : The Rude Pundit needs to purge for the weekend. The latest Halliburton thi...

Don't Worry - We're Not Going To Pretend To Care : We here in the hinterlands of the "democratic" populace of the country ...

America: God, We're Such Assholes : So here we are. America. Goddamn, motherfucking America, man. Soviets are gone. China's a th...

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